Friday, September 20, 2013



While listening to this record, do not
attempt to operate heavy machinery,
use firearms, eat glass, drink Mop N
Glo, tell Ian MacKaye that you think
Poison Idea is "hella funny", consume
brandied fruitcake, taunt a yak, become
obsessed with Buddy Ebsen, get any
sort of tattoo depicting livestock, or get
some idiotic idea about putting together
a 7-inch compilation with 41 bands!

If you are tempted to pursue any of the
aforementioned activities, please
consider an alternative, such as
sending money to this cute guy so he
can put on some clothes (or take them
off if the price is right).

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